Here is a beautiful, beautiful thing.  A piece of technology ("TeleCrapper") that allows you to fake a conversation with a telemarketer… without ever answering the phone.  You record some random conversation snippets, and the software plays them back to the marketer every time there’s a silence on the line.

So you have the pleasure of stealing back a bit of the time that’s been stolen from you over the years… AND – this is the genius bit – the system records the conversations so that you can play them later to your friends for mirth.

Come here, scroll down the page and listen to examples 3, 4 and 12b. Suddenly the world will seem a happier place.

Rob Reid, THANK YOU, for forwarding.